Title: Lucky Knickers Will Get You Everywhere.
Authors: hija_paloma and franticsga
Rating: (here our authors disagree: they wouldn't show this on HBO, so I give it an NC-17.)
Disclaimer: I'm sure there's a happy, wonderful universe where this fic has occurred and might occur again, but it is not this one.
Notes: Yeah, what she said. This was written ages ago, and I blame the entire thing on Fellow Fangirl Bradley James for being no less ridiculous than this story.
Description: "That's it, then? No other burning questions you've been dying to ask about my sex life, you pervert?"
Yes, Bradley thinks, and says, "No." I need to know what else you do, what else you like, and if you think maybe you could like it with me. "I think that's everything for now."

It occurs to me, I have to specify here: this is Merlin RPS.

I can't believe we've done it again.

Light as a Feather, Stiff as a... what?; by doolabug and hija_paloma, rated R for sex and language, warning: crack. This is another vignette set in what Doola is now making me call the "Smoothie 'verse." Apparently, there will be more.

Now I'm sorry.

Link to Doola's LJ.

More Like Guidelines, by hija_paloma. Rated R for sex and language. Spoilers through season 4. Warnings/notes: This fic is an exploration of Dean's relationship with god, faith, and religion, viewed through the lens of his relationship with Castiel, and as such may offend some people. Also, there are some minor contradictions to canon found in the first section; sorry, I wrote it during season 1. THAT IS HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WRITING THIS. Thanks to doolabug for beta and support and to monkeypuzzle for cheerleading and telling me it was okay to do this.

(I always knew I was going to hell, anyway.)

An Angel's Single Feather, by doolabug and hija_paloma; Dean/Castiel, rated for language, warnings: crack, messin' with Texas. In which Dean and Castiel discuss avians and apoideans. All characters herein belong to the CW, although they probably won't want them back like this.

(Babies are a link between angels and man. (Author Unknown))

Subject line from an email I sent this morning but it feels kind of perfect for this post. I offer... no apology or explanation, because what could I say that would make this better?

(Also, yes, I am aware that Dean's personification of the Impala as female is problematic at best, and misogynistic at worst. Uh, sorry. In my defense, there is no vampire bukkake.)

Once, in the Future: for Monkey, SPN/Merlin crossover, Dean/Arthur w/ Arthur/Merlin and just a hint at Dean/Castiel, NC-17, depressingly spoiler-free (although, for those who care, this is set post-Lucifer Rising). All characters herein belong to the CW and, uh, nearly 2 millenia of British legend. You've come a long way, boys. Technically, I suppose Will belongs to the BBC.

(Nobody gets my jokes.)

So, I just went off on a little rant about how, let's say, disenchanted with SPN fandom I am, which reminded me: I have fic to post!

This was meant to be part of an epic exploration of what happens when Ruby and Castiel push Dean and Sam to their respective breaking points, and Dean is trying to avert the Apocalypse by fighting demons and doing what Castiel tells him to while Sam is... trying to avert the Apocalypse by fighting demons and doing what Ruby tells him to (and being Antichristical).

Instead, you get a tiny snippet of SPN gen-fic.

Oh yeah--I wrote this six months ago, and it's even more canonical now than it was then. I can't decide if Kripke's predictable, or Monkeypuzzle is a mole.

( Dean, Castiel, Gen, no spoilers, no swears. )